Games Cheats and Reviews

Strip the internet of all the pornography, box cat videos, and idiotic Facebook status updates and you’re pretty much left with one thing: lots and lots of “Who would win” forum threads. From what I can tell, the only thing more universally appealing than conflict is conflict that’s extremely unlikely or altogether impossible — like we’re hard-wired to argue about whether a bear could take a shark or something. Even the most recent Fight Night sported an imaginary bout between Muhammed Ali and Mike Tyson on its cover.

Someone at Spike TV clearly understands mankind’s need for far-fetched bloodsport, because Deadliest Warrior: The Game (and the television show that inspired it) taps right into the spirit of “this vs. that” internet discussions. Ever wonder what would happen if a Spartan hoplite went toe-to-toe with a ninja? What about an Apache warrior against a medieval knight? Deadliest Warrior takes those questions and answers them with a fighting game that’s one part Soul Calibur, one part Bushido Blade, and almost entirely too generic for its own good.

MMOHut, "Seal Online was developed and is published by YNK Interactive, the same Korean team behind Rohan Online. Originally planned for a 2005 English version launch, Seal online wasn’t released until late 2007. Technically, the game is similar to many other fantasy MMORPGs. It has a basic point and click interface and the usual grind based…"

Samuel Claiborn writes "It’s hard to criticize 3D Dot Game Heroes for invoking Shigeru Miyamoto, widely recognized as gaming’s most important figure, as its muse. 3D Dot Game Heroes offers a repackaged vintage gaming experience with obvious, but appropriate, improvements in graphics and presentation while leaving some elements — like a frustrating difficulty — untouched. Other Zelda imitators seem to lose sight of the playfulness and irreverence that Miyamoto and others infused classic games with, but 3D Dot Game Heroes never pretends that it’s anything but a game, and games like 3D Dot Game Heroes should be played."

MMOHut, "Angels Online is an interesting little gem of an MMORPG that I only recently discovered. The game’s overall graphic style is unique as well. The graphics look a bit like a mix between Ragnarok Online and Luminary: Rise of the Goonzu. Angels Online…"

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Cat writes: Branded as a castle defense game, iHooy is advertised as "a cross between Guitar Hero and Metal Gear Solid". For shame. The developers would have been better off controlling expectations by not comparing it to two of the most popular gaming franchises to date. How exactly is this game like either? Well, there is a guy with a mullet and bandana.

Torrence Davis of The Bitbag writes,

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